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burn & start again.

Godless heathen.
Food consumer.
Hater of all things.
Sep 18 '14
Hello, sir! We’re sober. 

(Source: dailybenleslie)

Sep 18 '14
Sep 18 '14

(Source: rhinse)

Sep 18 '14

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

Sep 18 '14

2o6:

me with every dog ever

(Source: mrbenwyatt)

Sep 9 '14

Kill Bill vol. 1 (2003)

Kill Bill vol. 1 (2003)

(Source: fashion-and-film)

Sep 9 '14

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Sep 9 '14
sandwichday:

THREE DAYS

sandwichday:

THREE DAYS

Sep 8 '14
Sep 8 '14

(Source: bobsgifs)

Sep 8 '14
Sep 8 '14

(Source: 100327)

Sep 7 '14
sir-doge-swaggington:


evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

Sep 7 '14

dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

(Source: naturemetaltolkien)

Sep 7 '14

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm